Why is this log of chicken/gooey mess so damn good?  

Look at it! It looks like a foot-long ***** (insert your own loveable phallicey object here).  

It’s served wrapped in cheap institutional precut commercial tinfoil.  

You “dine” on plastic picnic tables and chairs indoors (Hello trailer trash).  

It’s from Costco.  

Costco's Chicken Bake

What’s in it? Chicken (most likely LOs from their rotisserie), mozzarella cheese, bacon chunks, green onion, parmesan cheese, caesar salad dressing wrapped in pizza dough. 

Is it because this chicken bake is a gigantic hot pocket? The one-handed wonder? 

Squeeze it, hold it, love it

After your first few bites, you play with your food – squeezing the insides before your bite; the gooey white cheese savory sauce beckons you for more… 

We haven’t the slightest clue why this is so delicious…but we want another one. Maybe two….wait, is that a threesome? 

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