Since Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Top Chef All-Stars reunion was Wednesday night, I decided to break the post into four parts. This will allow you to equally pee your pants for the next four days. If you haven’t watched it yet, do it now.
This is Part 2 of 4 (Part 1 of 4 here).
Antonia and her tarp-like underwear
Top Chef contestant Antonia Lofaso is a fashion disaster. Unless its cool to show your bra strap (hello Britney Spears) – I don’t think BravoTV wanted you to represent.
Several occasions the camera panned to see your tarp-like off white underwear
frothing peeking out from your pants. Woof! If you’re gonna show some sexy time, at least make it worth a glance.
Now I’m not saying that you have to be the sexiest Chef to win…
…but at least keep your dumpy mommy bra and granny panties tucked in.
If you as me – In or out? I’m out.
Hanging with Fabio-except on Halloween
This dude needs to dial it down a notch….or notche. He’s making my seducing man skills look bad.
As a dude, I’d hang with him. Seems to be fun and we could get him to do all kinds of crazy things.
And of course, all….all….I mean ALL the women love him.
Yep-I’d hang with Fabio. Honestly, I’d probably end up getting alot of the fugly tag-along friends, but hey-he seems like a good dude.Except on Halloween. I just threw up in my mouth.
Pansy Jamie Lauren hates children
Why do you not enjoy children? Are you evil? Or is it because you’re the same height as every child?
Stitches? You are a pansy.
I’ve had three stitches and I went directly back to work and I didn’t need a lollypop.
NO SOUP FOR YOU.
You are not a Top Chef.
Fan favorite Carla is really Big Bird
Congrats on the Fan Favorite vote.
There I said it.
No kidding huh? I know you agree.
Part-3 tomorrow….aka Riperts breasts.
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