Dear Chef Eric Ripert (@ericripert)-

Apparently my invitation to the 2012 Cayman Cookout was lost in the mail…again. In hopes to better my chances for 2013, I present to you the following:

1. I was the first one who retweeted your favorite picture from yesterday.

#Sexytime = @NoReservations

2. @OttaviaBourdain tweeted and said she liked our post about her (check her out!).

Ottavia Bourdain - I'd hit that - HAWT (Photo court Splash)

3. Oui, J’adore le poisson homme Justo Thomas.

Worth his weight in gold

So… I’ll be waiting for the invitation for 2013.

If needed, I'll gladly do some truffle shuffles for entertainment

I got my board shorts and aloha shirt ready.

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