Eat at Joe’s…OK-we’ll bite.

Let’s see whatcha got.

Oddly tucked next to the South Euclid CVS Pharmacy and a hairdo place on Mayfield Road, Eat at Joe’s is your typical local greasy spoon that has a very narrow service time.

About 15 tables and a counter make up the entire seating arrangements so expect to wait in line. Geriatric folks tend to eat slowly.

It's 1:30p and old people are still eating breakfast?!!?!?!?

Navigating to our seats, we had to contort and maneuver around the conglomeration of walkers with tennis balls. Danger indeed!

Their gigantic daily special of spinach, feta, mushroom omelette with a side of sausage patty with white bread $6.95

Large omelette of stuff

Just OK. Nothing special. Anyone could have made it at home.

Eggs benedict with a side of hash browns – $5.95

Eggs Benedict from Eat at Joe's

I bet they had a really tall large muscular obese fat guy sit on all their english muffins…cause this place has the thinnest english muffins in the world – Wafer thin. Not cool.

Just my opinion, but I like my english muffins to soak up some of the hollandaise sauce and egg yolks. That’s the sexiness of eggs benedict right?

Need it more yolky pls

When your eggs are thicker than your english muffins, you’re not following the directions.

Eggs were a bit overcooked and the ham was OK.

Definitely need more yolky and hollandaisey pls

Also I would have preferred to have those sausage patties instead of ham.

But the hashbrowns were perfect-Nice!

White toast.

Capt. Exciting - White Toast

The place is named after the owner’s father…who boxed with some famous people.

I wish he would have explained in more detail how it related to food or diner and the name “Eat at Joe’s”….but maybe they were going back to perfect their egg techniques or sit on more english muffins.

Our overall review of Eat at Joe’s? Meh.

Well, I can sit on my own english muffins too.

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