Dear Carl Jr,

Let’s talk about your new flagship Memphis BBQ Burger.

This looks good.

What Carl makes you believe…


This does not look good.

My Memphis BBQ burger

Dry like the Sahara, stiff slice of cheese, room temperature patty, and stale bread.


What the deuce…looks nothing like what you tout. Memphis would not be happy.

First bite…bleh

But I guess if you keep showing commercials like this…

…I’m sure someone will eat it.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…