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Governor Cuomo apparently has made several nookie runs.

Ultimate nookie run...

Well, it appears that NY Governor Cuomo used the state of New York’s plane and helicopter to catch a piece of tail from his current girlfriend.

The Govenor likes it Semi-Homemade

My Semi-Homemade Food Network piece of ass is quite enticing. Maybe she’s baking more than just Toll House cookies.

Food Network's Semi-Homemade Sandra Lee (Thanks to Roth and Exposay)

Thanks to the hard work from the reporters at AP for this sordid story.

Oh Food Network-did you approve this relationship? I bet your goodie-2-shoes network types are having a heart attack now. Heh heh.

Winner-winner-nookie-dinner!

BTW-Where do I sign up for these “Official” NY nookie runs? I’d like a ticket.

Do you think she got a “ride” too?

You may now unfasten your seatbelt to get some nookie...

How do you say “Mile High Club” in New Yorker speak?

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

Since Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Top Chef All-Stars reunion was Wednesday night, I decided to break the post into four parts. This will allow you to equally pee your pants for the next four days. If you haven’t watched it yet, do it now.

This is Part 2 of 4 (Part 1 of 4 here).

Antonia and her tarp-like underwear

Top Chef contestant Antonia Lofaso is a fashion disaster. Unless its cool to show your bra strap (hello Britney Spears) – I don’t think BravoTV wanted you to represent.

Antonia's outfit purchased at Dumpy McGees Department Store

Several occasions the camera panned to see your tarp-like off white underwear frothing peeking out from your pants. Woof! If you’re gonna show some sexy time, at least make it worth a glance.

One piece = bad news

Now I’m not saying that you have to be the sexiest Chef to win…

Not hot....

…but at least keep your dumpy mommy bra and granny panties tucked in.

Chef Antonia knawing on a...piece of meat...er....bone

If you as me – In or out? I’m out.

Hanging with Fabio-except on Halloween

This dude needs to dial it down a notch….or notche. He’s making my seducing man skills look bad.

Yeah, he's my fan favorite (not big bird)

As a dude, I’d hang with him. Seems to be fun and we could get him to do all kinds of crazy things.

And of course, all….all….I mean ALL the women love him.

Damn you Fabio!

Yep-I’d hang with Fabio. Honestly, I’d probably end up getting alot of the fugly tag-along friends, but hey-he seems like a good dude.

What the.....

Except on Halloween.

oh god....brrruurufsfsldjfhwkerjhqew

I just threw up in my mouth.

Pansy Jamie Lauren hates children

Why do you not enjoy children? Are you evil? Or is it because you’re the same height as every child?

Jamie's view of all children

Stitches? You are a pansy.

I’ve had three stitches and I went directly back to work and I didn’t need a lollypop.

NO SOUP FOR YOU.

Wuss out

You are not a Top Chef.

Fan favorite Carla is really Big Bird

Congrats on the Fan Favorite vote.

Carla = Big Bird

There I said it.

Big Bird = Carla

No kidding huh? I know you agree.

Hootie………………………….

Part-3 tomorrow….aka Riperts breasts.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

Since Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Top Chef All-Stars reunion was last night, I decided to break the post into four parts. This will allow you to equally pee your pants for the next four days. If you haven’t watched it yet, do it now.

(Part 1 of 4)

Crazytown hot mess Chef Jennifer Carroll on her outburst.

Yes, Chef Jennifer Carroll may have let her emotions get the best of her. But what Chef doesn’t? Chefs all over the world will fight to the death protecting their dishes.

Danger!!@#$@#%@#$!@

Even French Father Chef Eric Ripert apologized for Jennifer’s behavior on his blog. Ahhhh yes, Chef Ripert – isn’t it so comforting to zee him say no…with zat zexy French accent? Fix your beret bitch.

I am not amused by Judge Gail Simmons‘ “courageous” one-liner – which I’m sure didn’t make Chef Carroll’s gigantic balls feel any better.

In fact, most recent, I was pissed at someone who called my death row meal – gross. I would have stabbed her in the neck had we been in a dark alley. Round-1…fight!

Regardless, in our humble opinion – BravoTV sent Chef Carroll home too soon. This is a competition about food – not ratings. Our opinion? We’d rather fight to the death with Chef Carroll than puss out with our finger in our ass like Jamie did.

Angelo’s avocado in his pants.

Chef UnchaUncha

I didn’t hear any club musica playing #unchauncha.

Despite being on BravoTV, this is NOT a fashion show.

This is a chef competition – Grow up Angelo. Stop shopping at Forever 21 cause I don’t ever want to see your avocado.

Oh that’s right, in your losing season, you already exposed your bare ass on BravoTV. That’s a sure sign you’re gay.

Padma-who would you like to go on a date with?

Did hostess Padma Lakshmi say she wanted to go on a date with Elia or Casey?

I wish I had these...jars...

I just wet myself.

Padma, you just moved up on our list.

Bromance: Richard and Fabio sitting in a tree…

or

Bromance: Mike and Angelo sitting in a tree…

Bromance

Give or receive….light sabers…..crossing the streams….Broke Back Kitchen…Either way, it’s hilarious.

Oh yeah….BravoTV.

Well, part-2 tomorrow. (In your best Southwest Airlines voice) You are now free to change your pants.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

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