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In the spirit of the unemployment rate/jobless talk from last night’s Presidential Debate…I decided to have this.

Lagunitas’ Wilco Tango Foxtrot (WTF): A Malty Robust Jobless Recovery Ale

Meh.

I’d wax and relish the hops and complexities of the beer-but let me save you 10 minutes and alotta hot air…I’ve had better.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms.

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I’m all about a second chance…so let’s try this Little Caesar’s pizza again!

It’s the Hot and Ready pizza

It’s been about 20 years since I last had their pizza.

Um….

Crust

Crust from the Sahara desert

So in our opinion?

Ugh…

This was NOT good.

A cardboard box disguised as a pizza

Caesar should slit his own throat with this cardboard pizza…

How about a vote of taste?

…not the box, but the actual cardboard pizza. Don’t wait for Ides of March and your fateful dagger to the neck…take your cardboard pizza box and do it yourself – Hail Caesar!

Eat the cardboard box…

It was not hot-n-ready….

Hot and ready…like your mom

…was more like warm, tasteless and greasy. I guess $5 can only buy you so much.

Speaking of hot-n-ready…

Despite the bad pizza, Toga parties are still cool

Yep, I’ll sit out another 20 years so they can fix this continued problem.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

W-T-Falafel is this?

Stopped by Whole Foods for a quick bite. Feeling a little subterranean Mediterranean  so I quickly grabbed this lunch box.

heh heh….I said box.

Falafel Wrap Lunch Box – $6.99

Falafel Wrap Lunch Box

Definitely heavy for its size. Upon opening said lunch box,  I found this mess.

The mess in my lunch box

Weird and goopy-this can’t be typical right?

The spinach was fairly crisp, but the tomatoes were a bit…well mushy, not good.

Additionally, whomever prepared this hates salt. Bland and tasteless…just like your mom.

I almost felt it was more like Ethiopian food where one would use the three finger poi method to sling it in your mouth. No fork needed.

Soggy Sally indeed!

Wrap was soggy. Not cool.

This was by far the worst lunch box I’d ever eaten.

Speaking of the worst lunch box…

The worst…um….

I just threw up in my mouth.

Hope your Tuesday was better than mine.

Reporting from QuarryLaneFarms…

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