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Since Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Top Chef All-Stars reunion was Wednesday night, I decided to break the post into four parts. This will allow you to equally pee your pants for the next four days. If you haven’t watched it yet, do it now.
This is Part 2 of 4 (Part 1 of 4 here).
Antonia and her tarp-like underwear
Top Chef contestant Antonia Lofaso is a fashion disaster. Unless its cool to show your bra strap (hello Britney Spears) – I don’t think BravoTV wanted you to represent.
Antonia's outfit purchased at Dumpy McGees Department Store
Several occasions the camera panned to see your tarp-like off white underwear frothing peeking out from your pants. Woof! If you’re gonna show some sexy time, at least make it worth a glance.
One piece = bad news
Now I’m not saying that you have to be the sexiest Chef to win…
Not hot....
…but at least keep your dumpy mommy bra and granny panties tucked in.
Chef Antonia knawing on a...piece of meat...er....bone
If you as me – In or out? I’m out.
Hanging with Fabio-except on Halloween
This dude needs to dial it down a notch….or notche. He’s making my seducing man skills look bad.
Yeah, he's my fan favorite (not big bird)
As a dude, I’d hang with him. Seems to be fun and we could get him to do all kinds of crazy things.
And of course, all….all….I mean ALL the women love him.
Damn you Fabio!
Yep-I’d hang with Fabio. Honestly, I’d probably end up getting alot of the fugly tag-along friends, but hey-he seems like a good dude.
What the.....
oh god....brrruurufsfsldjfhwkerjhqew
Pansy Jamie Lauren hates children
Why do you not enjoy children? Are you evil? Or is it because you’re the same height as every child?
Jamie's view of all children
Stitches? You are a pansy.
I’ve had three stitches and I went directly back to work and I didn’t need a lollypop.
NO SOUP FOR YOU.
Wuss out
You are not a Top Chef.
Fan favorite Carla is really Big Bird
Congrats on the Fan Favorite vote.
Carla = Big Bird
There I said it.
Big Bird = Carla
No kidding huh? I know you agree.
Hootie………………………….
Part-3 tomorrow….aka Riperts breasts.
Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…
We found it!
For those of you who have been following our blog, we talked about a beer we really enjoyed thanks to Iron Chef Michael Symon and his fine staff at B-Spot called Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.
Heaven in a barrel
If you need to reference, here’s a few of the articles we posted:
Iron Chef Michael Symon B-Spot Battle: Symon Says vs Fat Doug
or
Bourbon Beer + Lola Fries + Symon Balogna Burger = Twins at 2am
Ahhhh, the memories.
So we were cruising the isles of Big Bird aka Eagle Gigante aka Giant Eagle in Lyndhurst and we saw these 4-pack bad boys checking us out.
Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale
Happy day indeed. These fine beers are aged for 6 weeks in bourbon barrels and have a great finish of vanilla and oak. Very smooth and robust, they have about 9% alcohol by volume…so just enough to get stupid. For more information, here’s their website.
Yes, get your self some AWESOME Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale Beers.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere right?
Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms
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