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Shhhhhh. My head hurts.

Warm weather in Cleveland = redonklous St. Patrick’s Day festivities.


Highlights from yesterday include:

*Dim and Den Sum‘s outstanding professionalism in the face of a major douche bag John Mr Johnsons (You can read the feud postings here). Despite the angry commentary, Chris worked the philanthropic magic feeding CPD and the men’s shelter.

Dim and Den Sum

Outstanding work lads to the lads from Dim and Den Sum.

*I should make it my mission to get fried bologna sandwiches into the foodie lexicon of nomnom.

Fried bologna #nomnom

Rumor has it that Lola Bistro and Chef Symon (@lolabistro) offers a killer bologna lunch – so I shall have to put that on the list. Thanks Dave (@live2cookathome).

*Strange dog humping my leg (At first I thought it was a leprechaun).

Is that

*Homemade corned beef from a guy toting his own crock pot.

*The theme of 4Bs = Beer, Bourbon, Beads, and Boobs (both male/female) – Definitely in this order.


 *Talk of high quality sushi – Columbus and Cleveland.

*Pizza-When a hot girl hands you pizza…you just follow orders.

Nice lips there Olgakay

*The game of “Show me yours and I’ll show you mine” –  Don’t ask.

*Fried Chicken – Don’t most of you eat fried chicken before blacking out?

Things are still a bit fuzzy, so I shall continue to sip my Gatorade in hopes to return to normal.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

Has it really been one year since we started this blog?

Happy Blogoversary!

Blogoversary! uncha-uncha-uncha

We started this blog on February 2nd, 2010: so what better way to recap one year in the blog-o-sphere with a list of my favorite posts, sexy time posts, and of course our favorite food porn.

Most favorite posts:

1. Boeuf Bourguignon and guest Chef Fornication Francois : This is one of my favorite posts because I actually write a character evolution piece using food and Julia Child as the vehicle. Brings me back to my creative writing class in college. I am most proud of this post.

 2. Cantankerous Clams – Cause you’re gonna want to lick the bowl clean : Start to finish, step by step, almost all pictures. Keepin it real yo.

3. What is the best part of a McDonalds cheeseburger? : This post/memory drove me back to childhood…like hanabata days kine. Almost like that moment in Ratatouille where one is thrust back into childhood. The post obv not so much about the actual food itself, but the actions around food that drives us to eat.

4. Iron Chef Cat Cora meets a stoned stager and photographer : My attention to gas station details are second to none.

5. Chef Rick Bayless, as an orphan, were you found on the steps of a church wrapped in a tortilla shell? : Did you just picture Chef Bayless IN a tortilla shell? I did.

Sexy time posts:

1. Top Chef Jennifer Carroll in a bikini, Bacon bikini, Padma licking BBQ sauce sweaty-naked or : The first started out as we mocked another Cleveland blogger. But with the popularity of Top Chef and BravoTV, these two posts seem to be very popular thanks to the bikini pictures, Chef Eric Ripert’s je ne sais quoi, and of course Host Padma Lakshmi licking. Grab a kleenex.

2. Wear your bikini for the 120lbs of pig Happy 4th of July – #oinkfest2010 : Cause our foodie friends are way cool esp since the piggy was so. damn. good. and the hot chicks in bikinis were outstanding. Love America on the 4th of July.

3. Symon Fieri QuarryLaneFarms Brown and DeLaurentiis: All in one place – Cleveland : One picture at the end (thanks HD) makes this post worth visiting. You’ll need a moment.

Food porn:

1. The Best Burger in the world is… : This post is still causing plenty of controversy. Food porn indeed as my vote for the best burger in the world.

2. Gigantic smoked turkey leg…Disneyland style. : Lotsa people with large pieces of meat. Nuff said.

3. @Nomnomtruck – The best banh mi sandwich ever #perfection #hotchick : The detail and close up/macro shots we took of this amazing sandwich is enough to get you a “culinary boner”.

Bonus: B-Y-O-Bacon at Mhenry in Chicago #eggslut : Just look at the last picture post. Happens to me all the time. “Don’t move, I’ll get you a towel…”

Entree the proverbial Bourdain phrase: “So what have we learned?” Well, I can easily say we here at QuarryLaneFarms enjoy our successes/failures of cooking, writing, photography, and of course eating. Our belief remains: Sharing your food is really sharing your soul, your thoughts, your imagination, and most importantly, the history of your family.

Thank you to all of our readers.

Special thanks to Joolie, Snoozie, Curtis, Giner, Sneakerhead, KHWattz, Ms. Veggie, Mr. Drenalin and of course all of our families. We’d be lost without you.

A wise friend said to me, “Keep drinking cause it gets better!”


Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

Late as usual, QLF attended a blogger event last night at Whole Foods in University Heights (@WholeFoodsUHts).

Whole Foods in University Heights

Thanks to Alicia from @PoiseinParma and WholeFoods University Heights for organizing the event on behalf of the Cleveland Chapter Ohio Bloggers Association.

Here’s our short recap of the discussions:

*Lotsa funny bloggers here in NE Ohio.

*Whole Foods as some pretty solid prepared foods (Thanks Chef Lauren).

*Try not to stare at people’s name tags as they are usually placed on boobs.

*The Whole Foods wine gal continues to follow me around the store.

*Hawaii food obsessions

*Some people who I thought were weird, were actually pretty cool.

*The Greenhouse Tavern and Chef Sawyer’s new adventures.

*Lucky’s breakfasts: biscuits and Gravy vs Corned beef hash vs Reuben

*Lotsa fit/healthy bloggers out there in Cleveland.

*Food texture is a problem. (Thanks to @dawgpndgirl for the lovin commentary)

*Sorority girl stories didn’t quite play out as I thought in my mind.

*Some people do not like Spam (we’ll fix that).

*Pleaded with GLBC to bring back Imperial Dortmunder. PLEASE?!?!?!??!?

*Super detailed food conversation with Lisa (@WholeFoodsUHts) – i.e. she moaned when I said porn

Bloggers attending – (Thanks to Alicia @PoiseinParma

Of those attended: 17 chicks and 3 dudes. Sounds like a frickin porno to me. 

Sexy time...

Oh yeah, when asked to describe our blog, I just said “Food porn”.

Munchamuncha bitches.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

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