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W-T-Falafel is this?

Stopped by Whole Foods for a quick bite. Feeling a little subterranean Mediterranean  so I quickly grabbed this lunch box.

heh heh….I said box.

Falafel Wrap Lunch Box – $6.99

Falafel Wrap Lunch Box

Definitely heavy for its size. Upon opening said lunch box,  I found this mess.

The mess in my lunch box

Weird and goopy-this can’t be typical right?

The spinach was fairly crisp, but the tomatoes were a bit…well mushy, not good.

Additionally, whomever prepared this hates salt. Bland and tasteless…just like your mom.

I almost felt it was more like Ethiopian food where one would use the three finger poi method to sling it in your mouth. No fork needed.

Soggy Sally indeed!

Wrap was soggy. Not cool.

This was by far the worst lunch box I’d ever eaten.

Speaking of the worst lunch box…

The worst…um….

I just threw up in my mouth.

Hope your Tuesday was better than mine.

Reporting from QuarryLaneFarms…

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Discussing /dispelling some deer rumors this week with a few pros.

Since our tomatoes have been ravaged by deer, we will be embarking on a more aggressive approach to deer scare tactics.

You dirty fat bastard!

Tried every old wives’ tale in the book – human hair, dog hair, dog urine, human urine, automatic lights, mint, deer resistive ground cover, poles, boxes, etc….you get the idea. Sadly, none of these have really been successful.

But the tomato pros all say tiger urine or tiger doo doo is the sure-fire solution.

Tiger whizz

But I am unsure on where to get this stuff…cause it’s not like I have a tiger hanging out here at QuarryLaneFarms.

Nice…kitty

Aside from Charlie Sheen, the only other place in close proximity that I could get tiger stuff is the Cleveland Zoo.

Let’s see…how would that play out…

CZ: Thank you for calling the Cleveland Zoo, can I help you?

M: Yeah, I’d like some tiger piss and tiger doo doo please.

CZ: Ummmmmmmmmm

What the tiger deuce?

Yeah, that phone call is going to be awesome. $10 says the Cleveland Zoo just hangs up on me.

Otherwise, I’m going with my trusted abatement technique.

This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting and one is for killing these MF deer that keep eating my tomatoes!

Jeez.

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms…

Wait a second….Cobb salad?

Our Cobb Salad for two

Yes, here’s your cobb salad sir……What do you mean? Wrong?

Macro of QLF's Cobb Salad

QLF Cobb Salad: Grilled chicken, red onions, cucumber, heirloom tomatoes, mushrooms, celery, bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, and bleu cheese served on a bed of iceberg lettuce and olive oil/red wine vinaigrette

Hold the phone…

Ok-I just did some internets-ing and it’s supposed to have watercress. Fricka.

Wikipedia-you suck. Besides, I don’t know Roquefort…but I know Bleu – You’re my boy Blue!

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Besides, I think if I was going to the Hollywood Brown Derby, I would order….well, something brown.

Reported the orig Cobb Salad at the Hollywood Brown Derby (CA) thanks to Disney for pic

But what do I know about food cause I’ve been doing it all wrong these years.

We’re not changing our menu #Muncha

Reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms….

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