Fresh frozen lamp please…

Me: Hi, do you have frozen lamb?

Lady: Lamp?

Me: You mean lamb?

Lady: Lamp?

Me: What?

Lady: Lamp?

Me: No, I’m looking for some fresh frozen lamb please.

Lady: Lamp?

Me: No, lamb. L-A-M-B.

Lady: Lamp?

Me: Um…

Lady: Lamp?

Jeez.

Any suggestions on how to prepare lamp?

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