Too much of this…not enough of this…aka-I suck. #spankme

Evening all-

Gave myself a time out. Yep, I have been posting crap – and my constituents called me on it. Easily posting more pics of hot chicks than food…so time for a re-evaluation!

We’ll be meeting with a team of experts to make changes. Lots. Of. Changes.

What the deuce! Apparently, I’ve given you too much of this…

and way too much of this

…but not enough of this…

or this…

or maybe this…

or even this…

Look, give me a 2 weeks to retool this blog and make sure the world can go round again.

Mahalos for your consideration.

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Not the big mac I remember from small kid time #Ronalds #OFace

Forced to make a stop at McDonald’s yesterday.

Also this song was stuck in my head…So that didn’t help.

I ordered this…

Big Mac!

I expected to get this…McDonald’s iconic sandwich.

Big Mac please!

Instead I got this…

This doesn’t look like what was featured on the sign

Who do we need to blow to get Ronald to step up his game?!?!?

Wanna see my Baltic Ave?

Is that Ronald’s O-face? Jeez, at least hold her hair.

As usual, fast food is just cheap food.

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Snapple in the sauce biz? Cause no good Iron Chefs would promote this junk #NSFW

First off, thanks to Food Network for ruining the name “Iron Chef”.

Now I think marketers just screw things up.

Iron Chef my ass…more like “Wafer-thin Parchment Paper Chef”

Iron Chef Sauces? WTF people!?!?!?

Because I’m pretty sure any of the Iron Chefs want to be associated with the sauces in these bottles.

“Iron Chef K”? Which one was that?

Or maybe the Fatty-Batty-Boom-Ba-Latty Snapple Chick thought, “Oh, maybe we’ll try to bottle some Asian sauces too.”

Bleh.

Don’t buy this stuff cause it makes you look stupid.

Besides, you can make this on your own.

It’s Monday – stop screwing around with the water filter in the ice machine and get back to work.

Is that helping to cool you down?

Please.

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