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Cruising in Columbus, we found this relatively new progressive coffee-house called Zanzibar located at 740 E. Long St in Columbus, Ohio.
What the flock is a progressive coffee-house? Is that like a progressive stripper…aka nursing school student?
Heloooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse!
Oh yeah, their “Free WiFi” doesn’t work….FRAK!
No internets for you!
Oh why not…it’s 12noon, rather empty coffee-house, and I wanted a sandwich.
Hi, I would like a Reuben please…sorry we’re out.
Um, I would like a BLT please…sorry we’re just out of bacon.
Maybe…..I would like a Chicken club wrap please…sorry it’ll be another 35 minutes before I have more chicken mix
Er, I would like a Big E please…we only have the smaller lunch special…but it comes with chips
Grrrrreat.
The Big E: Oven roasted turkey and roast beef between whole wheat bread topped with provolone, cheddar loaded with red onions, mayo, lettuce, tomato and Dijon mustard.
Welcome to 3rd grade...here's your lunch
Nice grill marks on the whole wheat bread.
I opted for the mexican version of Strawberry Crush since my food looked like a 3rd graders meal w/ plain Lay’s chips.
BTW-I don’t think the toothpicks are necessary cause those small sandwiches ain’t running away.
The Big E = The Big BS
I see no provolone. Do you?
I see no roast beef. Do you?
I see no loaded red onions. Do you?
Basically, I don’t see myself eating here ever again. Do you?
Best part of the meal? Mexican Jarritos aka Strawberry Crush.
So–if you ever find yourself in Columbus, in the King Lincoln District, just drive away.
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Back to Portland…and their bikini baristas!
That’s right, almost all Portlanders are proud of their basic two beverages: Coffee or Beer.
As we headed to meetings, something…caught the eye.
What's that pink thing over there?
Awwwww yeah, it says “Hot Bikini Brew” – The best of all my worlds.
So on a bright 88-degree unPortland sunny day, I pulled into this hazy dream shack located in a parking lot.
Hot Bikini Brew's Downtown fancy location
Obviously pleasantly surprised by the prices as they are just about equal to Starbucks prices.
Menu and prices at Hot Bikini Brew
My special Bikini Barista? Ashley. xoxo.
My Bikini Barista's tip jar (see-it's civilized)
She’s in college….she’s in nursing school….whatever.
Nice to see a smiling face with my cup of coffee.
Hot-check. Bikini-check. Brew-check.
So despite the horror stories: she was in a bikini, not naked, no happy endings…just coffee.
Hot liquids around scantily clad collegiate girls…Hmmm, they must have a great SOPs for safety huh?
And my first sip?
Coffee...it's an afternoon snack
Yups, its coffee.
So if you HAVE to change-up your daily grind and need an equally priced coffee-this place has got it all.
BTW-there are 60 other bikini espresso stands that you can visit too – just click here.
Support Portland’s local dancers college girls and get your FourSquare check-in at “Hot Bikini Brew” in Portland.
Your Father would be proud of that check in. Us too.
Travel Hard.
Reporting live from a bank line from returning all my dollar bills…
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